Bengaluru has a new ‘No Parking’ sign that’s making waves online for its one-of-a-kind warnings. Shared by user @KrishnaCKPS, this sign goes beyond the usual parking regulations and gets creative with its threats. In a city where finding parking is like finding a hidden treasure, this sign stands out as a quirky defender against unauthorized parking.
The sign humorously declares, “Parking prohibited. The wrath of the ancients will fall upon your head!” It jokingly predicts untied shoelaces, rabid squirrels invading homes, perpetual bad hair days, mysteriously spoiled food, and even receiving thoughtless recycled gifts. It warns of a vehicle making expensive noises and tires perpetually deflating, while mosquitoes decide to make you their favorite snack. Social isolation is also on the list, with a promise that nobody will talk to you, laugh at your jokes, or even like you at parties – unless you’re friends or family, then it’s all good.
This creative approach to addressing the parking issue reflects the residents’ sense of humor and their determination to make a point. So, for anyone navigating Bengaluru’s streets in search of parking, take heed of the curse-laden sign. It’s not just about avoiding fines; it’s about dodging a lifetime of amusing misfortunes. Who wants to risk bad hair days and deflated tires for all eternity? Certainly not us.